Murphy has no understanding of the physics of the universe. He does not understand the physical properties of the heavenly bodies, nor does he understand the way they interact.
This morning I was trying to get him stoked about the meteor shower tonight, but he did not care. Instead he ate his food, stretched and rolled on the carpet and then went back to sleep.
Last night he was eating bacon treats out of his Kong and it got stuck underneath the couch. He barked at it. I assume that if he ever needed to deal with the physics of the universe, he would just bark and howl at it... then probably go back to sleep.
