Todays edition: Things that make Murphy sad.

The Oil Spill


This doesn't need much explanation. The BP oil spill has made this grisly hound a sad pooch. Sometimes on clear, humid nights he howls in anger at the moon. When mothers hear it, they weep for their baby's future. The mighty eagle perches to shed a single tear.

Europop

You can spend all day explaining Europop to Murphy, but it won't do a damn thing. Murphy doesn't understand and doesn't want to understand. You see, Murphy has better things to do than worry about trying to understand Europop. Why understand Europop when you can lick your own wang? or howl at jerks? or chill in the sun and get ladies to pet you? Yeah, all of the sudden you wish you did that instead of trying to understand Europop.