So it's pouring, and Murphy has to pee. Open the backdoor and he takes one step out, stops and comes back in. He's like, "yo, you expect me to go out and pee in that wet ass shit? Don't play, bro. Don't play." We argue, and eventually he goes outside and pees and runs back in. This is all fine. I understand not wanting to get wet, but this only happens in the back yard. When it rains and I take him on a walk. Zero fucks are given. He's all like, "Let's do this! where are those bitch ass squirrels? how many trees can I pee on? All Of them?! Challenge accepted."
Monday, October 3, 2011
Rain....unless he is going on a walk and then rain is fine.
So it's pouring, and Murphy has to pee. Open the backdoor and he takes one step out, stops and comes back in. He's like, "yo, you expect me to go out and pee in that wet ass shit? Don't play, bro. Don't play." We argue, and eventually he goes outside and pees and runs back in. This is all fine. I understand not wanting to get wet, but this only happens in the back yard. When it rains and I take him on a walk. Zero fucks are given. He's all like, "Let's do this! where are those bitch ass squirrels? how many trees can I pee on? All Of them?! Challenge accepted."
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
his own farts
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
hangers
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Garbage is not food
Sunday, October 10, 2010
fences.
Fences just get in the way of everything he wants. Dogs, cats, jerks doing jerk ass things, squirrels, rabbits, raccoons, jerks doing stupid things, trash, mailmen, wagons filled with beer being pulled by horses, boats, beef jerky, bones, tacos, time machines, laser guns, comfy down blankets, rodents, hot chicks, race cars...you know dog stuff.
Anyway, to quote Murphy, "Barooo! ruff ruff baroo" roughly(yep) translated, "Fucking this damn fence! why the hell is it here? and what the crap is here for?"
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