Money

Murphy doesn't understand money. He doesn't care about your economy or your stock portfolio. Murphy thinks your 401k is for boners because he can't make heads or tails of it because he is a goddamned hound dog. Does it smell like bacon? can he chase it? can he howl at it? No? then suck it and come back when it does.
Some jerk once tried to explain to Murphy that money was the root of evil. Murph didn't care because money makes no sense to him. Paper to get things? what? Plus, Murphy knows that the root of all evil is the heart of a black soul. A force that has lived all eternity.
Money? no. He's a dog, not queen of england.