Murphy does not understand printers. His feelings on the matter are strong, and they border on straight up hate. He really gets worked up over goddamned printers.
He's like this, "How the fuck can we make a phone order pizza, but the human race in all of it's wisdom can't make a good printer. Is all printer technology from 1988? I don't even know what fucking 1988 is? I was born 5 years ago, and it's 2011! Printers are garbage. Where is my goose? I want rip some stuffing out of something. Goddamned stupid fucking pieces of wasting everyone's time. And where is my pizza?"
He does love a dot matrix printer though. Weird ass dog.
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